Look,
I got this

For the past decade, I've provided written gold to international alcohol brands, South Korea's biggest corporation, German car manufacturers, fourth division American soccer clubs, scuzzy punk record labels, Oregon-based athletic brands, avant-garde art galleries, independent book publishers, and a few politicians in the greater Baltimore area.

In between, I've escaped a burning building, donated a kidney, toured the country in a rock band, perfected my cannoli recipe, and modeled for a Japanese sportswear ad.

I’m currently plying my trade at Barbarian as a Senior Copywriter. I previously spent six years at Brand New School, in addition to freelance work at Attention, Cornerstone, and more.